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Monday, July 2, 2012

Love. I Post Because I Don't Have a Boyfriend.

Check that: 
Haven't had a boyfriend rounding 4 years,
& I post because of no man.

Pay no attention to that left thigh.
But today, quite literally, I post b/c I do not have a boyfriend. Let me ask you. When else will the planets align so that, without my having to exert extraneous effort:



-my legs are shaved 
-& TANNED 
-& I'm wearing a short dress 
-& my nails are did. 

...When???

Sorry future guy, but your star is sailing

 
Nachossss.


Also, I made dinner. It's not really neon.



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