Love. I Post Because I Don't Have a Boyfriend.

Check that: 

Haven't had a boyfriend rounding 4 years,

& I post because of no man.

Pay no attention to that left thigh.

But today, quite literally, I post b/c I do not have a boyfriend. Let me ask you. When else will the planets align so that, without my having to exert extraneous effort:

-my legs are shaved 

-& TANNED 

-& I'm wearing a short dress 

-& my nails are did. 

...When???

Sorry future guy, but your star is sailing. 

 

Nachossss.

Also, I made dinner. It's not really neon.

♥.